LAZZY
PANDA
Too lazy to rug. Too chill to dump.
Powered by the speed of the XRP Ledger.
$LAZZY HAS RELAUNCHED
The old token was getting farmed too hard — bots and snipers were draining the vibes faster than the panda could nap. So we did the laziest thing possible: we burned the bed and rolled out a fresh, clean one. Same panda, same chill, brand new contract — built by the community, for the community.
- 🐼 Old token: deprecated — do not buy.
- 🌿 New token: live on the XRP Ledger right now.
- 🔥 Farmers out. Holders in. Naps back on schedule.
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MEET LAZZY PANDA
BORN IN BAMBOO
Hatched from a bamboo shoot deep in the XRPL forest. Refused to leave the canopy until someone built him a wallet.
PROFESSIONALLY LAZZY
Sleeps 22 hours a day. The other 2 are spent eating bamboo and accidentally pumping charts. That's just panda physics.
XRP FAST
3-second finality. Fees so low even a sleepy panda can afford them. The XRP Ledger was made for chill creatures.
10,000 $LAZZY
Total fixed supply. Ultra-rare by design — one token per panda nap. 🐼
The dev was too lazy to count higher. 😴 What started as a "whoops" became the whole bit: an ultra-scarce supply where every single $LAZZY actually means something. No bloated billions, no diluted bags — just 10,000 tokens, a sleepy panda, and the laziest scarcity play on XRP. Think of it as one token per nap the panda has ever taken.
5,000 $LAZZY locked in escrow and released on the schedule below.
5,000 $LAZZY available to the community from day one.
Dev Allocation Escrows
Escrows split the dev allocation evenly. The first 25% is locked for 24 hours after token creation and cannot be changed.
25% of every escrow release will be paired and added as a Dual-Sided LP — deepening the pool, tightening spreads, and giving holders a stronger market to trade into.
The remaining 75% of every escrow release gets burned. Less supply, more lazy upside — every unlock makes holders' bags scarcer, not heavier.
25% LP, 75% burn — pandas nap, supply drops 🐼🔥
THE 4·20 PROPHECY
THE LORE
4TH MONTH. 20 XRP. ONE SLEEPY PANDA.
Long before anyone was watching, a panda wallet was quietly activated by ~RipplePortal on the XRP Ledger — funded with exactly 20 XRP, in the 4th month of the year. Not 4/20… but the math was already cooking.
A decade of napping later, the prophecy completes. $LAZZY officially launches on the XRP Ledger on 4/20 at 12:00 AM EST. The bamboo is calling. 🐼
THE RECEIPT
4th month. 20 XRP. on-chain since 2014. 🎋
don't trust. verify. 🐼
HOW TO BUY
GET AN XRPL WALLET
Download Xaman or GemWallet. Takes 2 minutes — even a panda can do it.
FUND WITH XRP
Buy XRP on any major exchange and send it to your XRPL wallet address.
SWAP FOR $LAZZY
Head to the XRPL DEX or a supported aggregator and swap your XRP for $LAZZY.
NAP. REPEAT.
Hold tight, eat bamboo, and let the lazziness compound. Diamond paws.
NEW LORE NFT TRAITS
41 traits — swipe, tap a thumbnail, or use the arrows
how it works
Every trait below is a Lore Trait — pulled from real moments in XRPL and crypto culture. Outfits, hats, accessories, and references straight from the community, painted onto the OG Lazzy panda. Use the arrows, swipe, or tap a thumbnail to browse all 41.
trait 01 / 41
Trait
JoelKatz Fit
Outfit
A wearable trait based on the geometric shirt and black-and-white scarf styling worn by JoelKatz himself.
Open source postTraited Character
IRL Reference
all 41 traits — tap any to jump
MEME GALLERY
PHASE 2 — LAZZY LAUNCH
PURPLE ROCKET. LAZZY ON BOARD.
THE PROPHECY
Origin codes — 04·25·2014, 4·20, 20 XRP, 589, 123. The numbers were always there.
VAULT OPENED 04/25/2014
20 XRP. ONE SLEEPY PANDA.
THE 4·20 PROPHECY
STOCKINGS HUNG, XRP MOON RISING
KING LAZZY ON THE THRONE
HOURGLASS DRIPPING $589
ANCIENT XRP PROPHECY
04/25/2014 — IT WAS WRITTEN
CHECKMATE, BITCOIN
BOOKS CODED 589 · 123 · 4·20
THE LAZZY COUNCIL
ONE COIN TO RULE THEM ALL
RUNES OF THE LEDGER
04·25·2014 · 589 · IT WAS WRITTEN
HATCHED FROM THE LEDGER
BTC CRACKED IN THE COSMOS
THE VERDICT
The fourth horseman rides. Scales tip. BTC drowns. XRP rises.
JUDGE LAZZY PRESIDING
VERDICT: XRP WINS
SCALES OF THE LEDGER
XRP TIPS THE BALANCE
THE FOURTH HORSEMAN
LAZZY RIDES TO THE XRP CASTLE
FOUR PHASES ALIGNED
BTC FALLS, XRP RISES
APRIL 20 — STILL NAPPING
BTC DROWNING, XRP RISING
X MARKS THE LEDGER
BTC BURIED IN THE SAND
ONE LEDGER, ONE PLANET
BTC ORBITS, CRACKED
THE XRP CAROUSEL
JESTER JUGGLES BROKEN BTC
ALL HAIL KING LAZZY
BTC CRUSHED AT THE THRONE
BTC SINKING
XRP RAINING DOWN
PAJAMA MOON MISSION
BTC LEFT IN THE DUST
1929 ALL OVER AGAIN
BTC TICKER TORN, XRP VERTICAL
IRL MEMES
The panda escapes the ledger. Real photos. Real chaos. Same lazy energy.
$LAZZY CTO — IT'S OFFICIAL
THE COMMUNITY HAS THE FLOOR
NEW CHIEF TAKEOVER OFFICER
FEET UP. XRP UP. BTC OUT.
BREAKING: $LAZZY CTO CONFIRMED
THE PEOPLE'S PANDA SPEAKS
RINGING IN THE CTO ERA
$LAZZY GOES COMMUNITY-OWNED
WE TOOK IT OVER
$LAZZY — BY THE COMMUNITY, FOR THE COMMUNITY
WE ARE THE CTO
ONE PANDA. ONE LEDGER. ONE FAMILY.
SIGNED. SEALED. TAKEN OVER.
$LAZZY IS OURS NOW
TIMES SQUARE: $LAZZY CTO
THE TAKEOVER IS GLOBAL
WHEN THE CTO EXPLAINS XRP
BUT THE PANDA IS THE REAL GENIUS
POLE POSITION: $LAZZY
BTC STILL IN THE PIT LANE
FIRST PANDA ON THE MOON
FLAG PLANTED. $LAZZY FOREVER.
BRACE YOURSELF
$LAZZY SEASON IS COMING
PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
WE'RE GOING ALL-IN ON XRP
LAZZY 1 — CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF
BTC: PERMISSION DENIED
BTC -65% ON THE NYSE FLOOR
ME HOLDING MY XRP BAG
SUNSET ON THE LAZZY YACHT
XRP STACKS, ZERO STRESS
ALL IN ON BLACK… AND XRP
HOUSE NEVER WINS AGAINST LAZZY
TODAY'S FED ANNOUNCEMENT
RATE CUT: $LAZZY ONLY
POSTERIZED THE WHOLE LEAGUE
DUNKED A WHOLE XRP
TIMES SQUARE TAKEOVER
$LAZZY ON EVERY BILLBOARD
FIRST IN LINE, AS USUAL
XRP PASS. NO WAITING.
MISSION CONTROL: SEND IT
XRP BUTTON. ZERO PANIC.
BOARDING CALL FOR LAZZY
PRIVATE JET. XRP LUGGAGE.
UNDISPUTED XRP CHAMP
BELT SECURED. STILL CHILLING.
BTC RED. XRP GREEN.
ME: FEET UP, BAMBOO OUT.
MONACO MODE ACTIVATED
YACHTS, CARS, XRP STACKS.
RIDING THE BULL
XRP IN PAW. WALL ST IN AWE.
P1 — XRP CHAMPION
CHAMPAGNE ON THE LEDGER
MET GALA ENTRANCE
BEST DRESSED. STILL LAZZY.
PICKING UP THE LAMBO
PAID IN XRP. CASH ON HOOD.
SHIBUYA TAKEOVER
$LAZZY ON EVERY SCREEN
HALFTIME SHOW HEADLINER
XRP LEDGER BEHIND ME
AND THE OSCAR GOES TO…
$LAZZY. OBVIOUSLY.
BURJ ROOFTOP CHILL
DUBAI BELOW. XRP ABOVE.
DROPPING THE BALL
NEW YEAR. NEW XRP ATH.
WIMBLEDON CHAMPION
GAME. SET. $LAZZY.
ADDRESSING THE UN
MOTION: ADOPT XRP. PASSED.
T-MINUS 10 SECONDS
NEXT STOP: XRP MOON BASE
COACHELLA HEADLINER
DESERT GOES FULL XRP
RINGING THE OPENING BELL
$LAZZY GOES PUBLIC
DEALER: 'SIR, THIS IS A CASINO'
ME: 'NO. THIS IS XRP.'
MONACO SUNSET. CHAMPAGNE OUT.
XRP STACKED. MODELS BOARDING.
COURTSIDE AT THE FINALS
BOUGHT THE SEATS WITH XRP
FASTEST PIT STOP IN F1
POWERED BY $LAZZY
CANNES RED CARPET
BEST IN SHOW. STILL LAZY.
DAVOS WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM
MOTION: REPLACE BTC WITH XRP
TOKYO PLATFORM 2
BULLET TRAIN. XRP SPEED.
PARIS BELOW. XRP ABOVE.
EIFFEL ROOFTOP. SUNSET MODE.
NÜRBURGRING TOP DOWN
MCLAREN PAID IN $LAZZY
SOLD OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
ONE PANDA. ONE MIC. ALL XRP.
BTC WHO?
EYES ONLY ON XRP NOW
BITCOIN? NAH.
$LAZZY ON XRP. ALWAYS.
BIG XRP ENERGY
BTC LEFT IN THE COSMOS
TO THE LAZZY HOLDERS
XRP UP. NAPS UP.
THE ETERNAL DILEMMA
BUY MORE XRP… OR NAP?
I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
BTC SHIP GOING DOWN
THIS IS FINE
BTC BURNING. PANDA CHILLING.
CHANGE MY MIND
XRP IS THE FUTURE.
THE GROUP CHAT LOSING IT
ME EATING BAMBOO WITH XRP
ACTING CALM
WHILE BTC NUKES AGAIN
SUCCESS
BOUGHT XRP. TOOK A NAP.
MUCH XRP
VERY LAZY. WOW $LAZZY.
SPRINKLING XRP
SEASONING THE STEAK WITH GAINS
WHICH ONE BOUGHT BTC?
NOT THE XRP PANDA.
STONKS
LAZZY SUIT. XRP UP ONLY.
CONNECTING THE DOTS
589. 4·20. XRP EVERYWHERE.
I'M NOT SELLING XRP
CHEST-THUMPING TO THE MOON.
WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?
JUST ME AND RED BTC CANDLES.
LOOK AT THAT SUBTLE OFF-WHITE
XRP CARD CLEARS BTC.
DANCING INTO THE XRP PUMP
LAZY FEET. GREEN CANDLES.
FIXING THE PROBLEM
BTC MINER GETS SMOKED.
PIZZA ON THE ROOF
XRP MOON GOT ME ACTING UP.
CHILL ZONE
Meanwhile, the lazziest panda on the ledger keeps napping through every cycle.
POV: BTC RIP
$LAZZY STILL NAPPING
FIRST ON THE MOON
PLANTED THE XRP FLAG
ME ON MY XRP THRONE
BTC CRYING AT MY FEET
MY XRP STASH
BAMBOO-LEVEL HODL
HIGH SCORE: $LAZZY
BITCOIN: OUT OF ORDER
XRP JAZZ DEN
WHILE BTC SLUMPS AT THE BAR
2077 CHILL MODE
STILL ON THE XRP LEDGER
SUNSET, SHADES, SIPS
BTC CRACKING IN THE SAND
+10,000% TO THE MOON
ME: ZZZ
XRP TAXI HOME
WHILE BTC FROZE OUT THERE
POOL OF XRP COINS
DIVING IN HEAD-FIRST
POV: YOU SLEPT THROUGH
ANOTHER ETH GAS WAR
ME WATCHING BTC
WHILE STACKING $LAZZY
ROOFTOP XRP HOT TUB
BTC MELTING IN THE SKY
POV: WALL OF RED
ONE GREEN XRP CANDLE
CAUGHT A WHOLE XRP
BTC ROTTING IN THE SEAWEED
LAZZY STICKER PACK
how to use
Right-click → save → send in your Telegram chats. Official LAZZY pack on Telegram dropping soon.
Too Lazy
Stickernap > everything
We Rich
StickerXRP go brrr
Lmaooo
Stickertold ya frens
NGMI
StickerBTC sit down
Chill Fren
Stickerno thoughts
WAGMI Bby
Stickerlove u fren
Pump It
Stickerto the moon
Do Not Disturb
Stickerlazzy mode on
Diamond Paws
Sticker$LAZZY holders only
WAGMI Frens
Stickerwe all gonna make it
HODL Zen
Stickerstay calm, stay loaded
Buy The Dip
Stickerweak hands fold, lazzy stacks
Stay Lazzy
Stickerthe lazzy way is the way
To The Moon
Sticker$LAZZY blastoff incoming
Never Selling
Stickerdiamond grip activated
Send It
Stickergreen candles only
ROADMAP
WAKE UP... MAYBE
A few paws started moving. Nothing too loud, just enough rustling in the bamboo.
STRETCH A BIT
More sleepy motion, more quiet chaos, more stuff slowly landing where it should.
CHEW ON BIG IDEAS
If the bamboo tastes right, bigger things might roll out of the grove.
LET IT COOK
No hard promises. Just strong Lazzy energy and some suspiciously good momentum.
COME BE LAZZY
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